Monday, August 29, 2011

Small Notes


Dear Melissa,
When you are 32 you do not act like this


Sometimes boys like other girls that are not you....and being 32 you should know that. 

Dear Vienna,
Look at me when I talk to you.


Look me straight in the eye....oh wait.

Dear Kasey,

You are gross. Clear your throat. Don't sing.

Dear Blonde Girl,
I don't care enough about you to know your name


But stop kissing that way. Buh.

5 comments:

aubry. said...

THAT IS THE WORST PIC OF MELISSA. EVER.

ALL CAPS.

THE WORST.

Amber* said...

I watched this show for the first time ever last night and agree with you 100% on Melissa. She is a crazy lady!!!

Catherine Lacy said...

For real this show kills me. And vienna is so ugly I can not handle it! And Melissa needs to be on some happy pills, that's what they are made for.

prcessmag said...

hahahahaha...I'm so glad you decided to watch this show, because it means I get to enjoy these kinds of posts from you...Thanks! :)

Laura said...

Hahahaha! I'm dying! I couldn't have said it better myself! Why are people so C-R-A-Z-Y!! I'm glad they are - - makes for some good trash TV!
I'm so glad you said that about Casey... CLEAR YOUR THROAT! And NEVER sing again!