Wednesday, May 12, 2010

May 12th


This makes the 2 months preparation I put into my lesson worth it.

How I love my young women.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

May 11th


DO YOU SEE THIS????

This my friends is awesome.

I am well aware that I am the only person who thinks so.

I asked my husband if we could go and he said "do you want to go to U2 or this"

I chose Scorps

(no worries we are still going to U2)

But I would have still chosen Scorps.

And Jackyl?

What?

Word...coolest ever.

AND this will mark the 3rd time I have seen Tesla in 2 years.

Mock all you want...this will be the best show EVER!!!!

(Besides Miss Spears)

May 10th


Almost done.....

After almost 4 months our thank you's are almost there.

Sorry to everyone.

But they will be worth the wait.

May 9th



Happy Mothers Day!!!!

My mom is......

Strong
Loving
Beautiful

My second mom is......

Funny
Sassy
Caring

My mother-in-law is......

Compassionate
Charitable
Thoughtful

I......

Can only hope to be half of what these woman are when I grow up
Love them all
Am craving frozen yogurt.............

May 8th


On Saturday I walked for the cure.

Aubs and I walked for Rebecca and, although it was early, it was worth it.

Next year I want a sassy shirt.

Best one I saw this year?

"Saving Second Base"

Fantastic

May 7th


So, without a doubt, I can not stand things like this.

I also can not stand the tea stained plaques that read

"Today I married my best friend"

or

"All because two people fell in love"

I don't like nicknames for my husband

I think that all consonants should stay in words
(unless I am talkin' gangsta foo)

Am I unromantic?

Thursday, May 6, 2010

May 6th


It was a crisp winter morning in 2006 when I was home sick from work and saw my first episode of the Colbert Report.

That was 4 years ago.

I still TiVo every episode.

I still think he is blindingly handsome.

And still 4 years later...he still thinks the same of Stephen Hawking.

Honestly.....this is where I get most of my news.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

May 5th


Ummmm........

This took me like an hour to do.

Teaching myself Photoshop was harder than I thought it would be.

I still do not know what a layer is.

I made a vector mask on accident.

It took me 20 minutes just to change the font color.

Buh.

But....

TA-DA a sweet handout for my young women.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

May 4th


Help

Does anyone know what the hell this is selling?

I mean it was in my Urban catalog....

so I am assuming it is clothes.....

or anti-depressants....

or a Fiona Apple CD....

I just can't tell.

Monday, May 3, 2010

May 3rd


This is my desk at work.

Notice how I only have one monitor.

I am the only one with only one monitor....David, who site next to me, has four.

Apparently I am the low man on the totem pole.

Also, notice the IM box open with Aubs....that is a consistant sight on any day.

Also notice all the artwork and memorablia I have already collected.

But most of all, notice the STUPID ergonomic keyoard.

I can not type on it at all. I mean I will take carpal tunnel over this any day.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

May 2nd


So I bought a table for our entry way.

Aubs told me the table needed a plant.

Small problem.....

I kill plants

But, I am trying it out. Yellow Calle Lillies. 

Their are already looking sick.

Wish me luck.

May 1st


Ed's Birthday

He is 29 this year so everyone get ready for a party next year.

In the spirit of birthday tradition....

29 things I love about Ed Parker

1. He is super handsome
2. He unloads the dishwasher
3. He tells me I am a great cook
4. He is smart
5. He is super funny
6. He spoils me
7. He has a strong testimony
8. He holds my purse when I am shopping
9. He stays in the room while I get ready on Saturdays, even though he is already ready
10. He gives me opions on decorating
11. He does not mind girls days
12. He loves dogs
13. He loves kids
14. He loves my family
15. He laughs when I throw a fit
16. He is not afraid to tell me no
17. He is loyal
18. He has picked up a word from Jared and whenever he says it, it makes me laugh
19. He is always willing to help
20. He respects me
21. He takes me to the temple
22. Family is important to him
23. We never fight over music
24. He voted for Obama and now wants to punch him (secret is out Ed)
25. He watches Oprah with me...sometimes
26. He loves video games as much as me
27. He loves football as much as me....just the wrong team
28. He makes really great nachos
29. He loves me

I could go on and on. He really is the greatest.

I love you Ed. Happy Birthday!!!