Friday, January 29, 2010


So I had a friend once who loved this show. I never really gave it shot.

Until Now

I will admit something though. I do not watch it for the dancing. Mostly because I can do those ill moves in my sleep y'all. No I watch it because of the akward moments that ensue on this show.


Host Mario Lopez aka AC Slater

OK I laughed the whole hour I watched this. He is trying to be so gangsta. And we ALL know he is not. I mean he was AC Slater for hells sake. I am just waiting for him to rip off his clothes and do that little ballet dance that he did in that one episode of SBTB when Jessie got mad at him because he wanted to go to a football game on their anniversary and she wanted to go to the ballet.

I heard him use "Crunk", "Crank", "Sick", "Bucking" and a whole slew of other words all while trying to act bad A. Give it up can't hang with us.

Judges Lil' Momma, JC Chasez, and Omarion

HA HA HA HA one of these things is not like the other one of these things is not the same.


I mean it is painful to see how JC is ignored by the other two. And how hard he wants to be in with them. I mean they STRAIGHT UP IGNORE him and he still tries. Oh it is comedy.

Also they all seem like they have somewhere else to be. Like, this is just something they are doing until their laundry is done. Come on guys at least FAKE interest.

The Lingo

For any who know me you know I have a gangsta lean. You know, I keep it real. And I likes to keep up on my vocabulary. I means even today I learned new words to add to my ever growing collection. Like....

Crank - New dance moves that are not quite crunk. Also something cool.
"Girl your new Baby Phat satin jacket is hella crank"

Swagger - Dance style that seems to me to you walkin with a purpose and then perhaps leaning a bit.
"Boy you walkin a fool put some swagger in it"

Omarion - An R&B Singer who is ridiculous
"Omarion is a Douche Bag"

Anyways. All I am sayin' is do yourself a favor and check it out. If nothing else but for the cheap laughs. 

I'm Out

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

For Real???

Found out this handy bit of info today.....

First Cousins Applying for a Marriage License

First cousins may marry if they are 65 years of age or older. If they are between 55 and 64 years of age, the district court in the county where they reside must find that either person is incapable of reproduction in order for them to be married.

Qualifications: Any persons related to each other within and not including the fifth degree of consanguinity, except for cousins as stated above, may not be married.

Soooo....there is that.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Jersey Shore

Saturday I got a text from a dear friend who I would totally take to any high class social function.

His text read "Have you seen Jersey Shore"

I replied "No"

He said "You need to"

So Aubs and I found it On Demand and started watching.

5 minutes in I was hooked. I watched for 3 hours straight.

These people are train wrecks you can not look away from.

I mean for hells sake the tool in the front row calls himself  "The Situation"

HA HA HA HA seriously. It is funny. It is awful. It is trash TV at it's best.

Real World...but...well....dumber

Go watch it. And then go work out hard and have a Power Bar.


Last year I.........

Moved into Aubs
Lost a dear friend
Had the perfect engagement
Went to Disneyland twice
Grew closer to my family
Attended the temple for the first time in 10 years
Got off probation
Completed 100 hours of community service
Realized I had the best bestie ever
Saw 100 movies
Went to a Britney concert
Quit my job
Made my first Turkey
Fell in love every single day

This year I......

Will still have the best bestie ever
Will get married
Will go to Disneyland/Disney World....Twice
Will get a job
Will probably speak in church
Will see "Alice in Wonderland" on March 5th
Will see "Harry Potter" for Aubs Birthday
Will decorate
Will buy a LAMB purse
Will bring my kids home
Will go to the beach
Will read more
Will get 567 Oriental Trading Mags
Will see the Chargers play in a Super Bowl
Will cry when the Chargers win the Super Bowl
Will fall in love every single day
Will hear the pitter patter of little baby feet......jk jk jk jk jk jk

Happy New Year

You're invited

In 10 short days I will become Mrs. Edwin Parker

I will be up at 3:45 AM to make it to a 4:00 AM hair appointment
I will be getting my makeup done at 6:30AM
I will have already had 14 Diet Cokes
I will take a million pictures
Smile a million smiles
Eat cotton candy
I will be tired the end of it all I will be Mrs. Edwin Parker

That day will be bliss