I would like to start this post off by saying that I have not had a job for a bit so my television standards have fallen. I am now employeed...so hopefully this will not happen again.
So...I watch Dog
Yesterday Ed and I watched three eposodes in a row.
I learned Dog is wise.
After he arrested someone he stopped at a 7-11 to get a chmichanga for them so that they did not go to jail on an empty stomach
(sidenote: I would have declined...I am guessing jail food is better than a chimichanga from 7-11)
When he tries to bribe his grandsons to do something he is super smart and offers them anything they want at K-Mart.
(sidenote: K-MART???? What the hell is in K-Mart?)
He is a very clear and precise prayer. For real, I heard him say that "he thanked God for fish number one, thanked God that they can not be fishers of men number two" I mean he numbers things so God does not get confused.
He can track a man through the forest but only with his shirt off
Last night he taught a kid how to hold, burp and nurture a baby. I am not kidding. It was akward.
So I think I may continue to watch Dog. He has good insights into life and his wife is the best dresser I have ever seen.
So remember when you were little and your parents or leaders or teachers would teach you about goals? Usually at the beginning of the year. Or do any of y'all make New Years resolutions? You know lose weight, do more service, quit removing letters from words because you think it sounds cute. Well I was thinking. I did not make any. I mean I got married, I lost 10 pounds, I wore a pair of Louboutins. Now what?
Thats right. I am going to learn the entire single ladies dance. I swear it. I am giving myself two months from this very day. I am going to learn it and as proof I will post it on this very blog (maybe). I think I can do it. I mean I learned "Oops I did it again" sooooo.
I mean the crouch move scares me. I may pull a muscle or two...but I will do it. Even found this handy sight to help me.
I mean I set the bar pretty high for myself, I know, but without direction I can not succeed.
This band has been my number one favorite band for a lot of years. So that being said know that I come from a place of complete prejudice.
This is the best band EVER
Rock-n-Roll would be stale without them. They have influenced most of the popular music you kids listen to today. I mean do you think Green Day came up with the idea of a rock opera? Do you think Nirvana came up with bar chord heavy riffs? Do you think Taylor Swift came up with singing out of tune on live television? I mean there is even an interview with Keith Moon after he married his first wife where he says if he wanted to keep her he needed to put a ring on her. I mean Beyonce practically stole that.
They trashed hotel rooms before GNR, they destroyed instruments before Maiden, and they sold out arena's before Miss Spears.
With songs like The Seeker, Pinball Wizard, Love Reign O're Me,Tommy and My Generation. Well This band has proven themselves to be Gods of Rock.
So do yourself a favor and at least turn on CSI one day. Or spin a few hits. you will not regret it.
Oh and yeah I am disappointed in the song selection for halftime. But what did you expect. It was on CBS.