I would like to start this post off by saying that I have not had a job for a bit so my television standards have fallen. I am now employeed...so hopefully this will not happen again.
So...I watch Dog
Yesterday Ed and I watched three eposodes in a row.
I learned Dog is wise.
After he arrested someone he stopped at a 7-11 to get a chmichanga for them so that they did not go to jail on an empty stomach
(sidenote: I would have declined...I am guessing jail food is better than a chimichanga from 7-11)
When he tries to bribe his grandsons to do something he is super smart and offers them anything they want at K-Mart.
(sidenote: K-MART???? What the hell is in K-Mart?)
He is a very clear and precise prayer. For real, I heard him say that "he thanked God for fish number one, thanked God that they can not be fishers of men number two" I mean he numbers things so God does not get confused.
He can track a man through the forest but only with his shirt off
Last night he taught a kid how to hold, burp and nurture a baby. I am not kidding. It was akward.
So I think I may continue to watch Dog. He has good insights into life and his wife is the best dresser I have ever seen.