Thursday, August 27, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
The main characters name is Corky
It's a mockumentary
The best use of swear words I have ever seen
Corky wears his pants backwards like Kriss Kross
Seriously...I own it. You can borrow it.
And so Waiting for Guffman today is dedicated to you
(and your ass face)
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
I really do not like you. You have taken the health of the one I love, you have ruined my plans for the next three months, AND you have made it so I can not kiss Ed for like 3 months. I looked you up on Web MD and you are a bugger. Like, remember how you are not supposed to make adults over 21 sick? Remember how you are supposed to like NOT make a 28 year old man seriously ill?
And what is with this 3 month recovery? I mean mono should be called like "mini cancer" or something. Because you never really lose it, it just goes into remission. BUH!!!! Leave my boyfriend alone.
But..I did just have the best Monday with Miss.....but that is all I will give you.
All I can say is one day you will get yours.
Friday, August 14, 2009
I love red lipstick
It makes me feel...girly and sultry and just a little trashy
Miss (of course) found the best red lipstick in a land that I NEVER enter....
The MAC makeup counter
(Seriously, I went with her one day. I bought what I needed from Dior and then braved the isles of tweens, Utah County moms, loud terrible music, and sales girls with too much or thier own product on their face. Miss made me go. Said it was good for me.)
AND WAS IT
Found this perfect little gem of a color MAC Red
And so today is dedicated to you....MAC Red Lipstick
(Sorry Ed melted you in the back of the Jetta)