Monday, June 27, 2011

20 Things


....you should know about my Vegas weekend

The seafood buffet at the Casablanca in Mesquite is NOT all it is cracked up to be
When you pay for a pool view...well you better get a better pic on the website
12 hours in the car and we did not run out of things to talk about
When all that is on is the CMA music awards...go to bed
Thank goodness for people with terrible taste in music
Vegas is hot
If you drive in Vegas...you should learn how to
Neiman Marcus waiters know the calorie count in their dishes
A sweet treat is the HARDEST thing to find in Vegas
The most popular place to take a picture is in front of the Excalibur
It is not required to dress up to go out on the town
Besties make even walking 487349587349587 miles fun
If you are going to wear your garments under a see through blouse do not be drunk
There is a 60+ year old woman who dances in a Batman costume during the Bellagio Fountain show
Nicki Minaj is like popular
4 transvestites are better than 2
When you are pregnant you are always hungry and you crave wasabi peas
Love fits in a box....for $30....and contains an obstetrical towelette
3 days with bestie and laughter is pretty much awesome

And then.....


this.

I cried when she came out, I stopped breathing through like 17 songs, I screamed and yelled and jumped up and down. And baby loved every minute of it. Even if baby is a boy.

1 comment:

aubry. said...

and john c reilly looks like a trusting panda.

and there is a cup holder in the back of the bug.