(fade in on miss aubsy, red, and alice in sunday school. alice is sitting next to ben. miss aubsy has just been told and alice is still bleeding from being accosted in sacrament meeting. all three you know are thinking about obama love him or hate him.)
(authors note: Thank you creepy trucker man)
Alice - Hey....where is my Diet Coke?
Red - Umm I think we threw it away at the last stop
Alice - Stop the car
Alice - Ok so this is Ft. Bridger. It is a pretty small town not many people and what in the hell are all the tee-pee's about.
Miss Aubsy - Ummm that girl is wearing nothing but a buck-skin mini dress.
Red - So are you allowed to just carry around a bow and arrow?
Alice - Wait here is a sign....."Rendezvous every Labor Day Weekend"......oh we are so coming to this next year
Miss Aubsy - Already in the calender
(fade in miss aubsy, red, and alice all arrive safe at granny and gramps house. granny has pulled out EVERY ugly picture she has of alice INCLUDING ones with bangs AND short hair)
Red - You really have gotten prettier as you have gotten older
Alice - Thanks?
Miss Aubsy - I am just going to hold onto this one...it makes me feel safe.
(fade in on miss aubsy, alice, and red meeting jens family, miss aubsy getting her neck pulled on and everybody impressed with how cute and creative my cousins are....we will definitely be back)
Oh and Miss Aubsy drove home in a storm...she was brave....good job miss.
Wyoming....soup to nuts.