So I have almost been a mother for two weeks.
In that two weeks I have learned a lot.
I thought I would impart my wisdom...seeing how I am practically an expert now.
Things I have learned about being a mom....
My house is covered in breast milk...seriously...it gets everywhere
Getting ready for the day is a luxury....I barely shower
I cry a lot...like when I run out of chicken
Nothing EVER goes how I imagined. She wears pink, uses the paci's I despised and is being supplemented with formula. All things I said would never happen.
I cannot fit in my pre pregnancy clothes yet. I seriously thought that would happen in a week
I don't know WHY we use diapers because my baby waits until the diaper is off to do her business
My washer/dryer usage has doubled
Remember how I thought I would be bored not working....HA
I mean this is just a partial list....but the biggest thing I learned.
I love more than I have ever loved.