So I had a friend once who loved this show. I never really gave it shot.
Until Now
I will admit something though. I do not watch it for the dancing. Mostly because I can do those ill moves in my sleep y'all. No I watch it because of the akward moments that ensue on this show.
Like......
Host Mario Lopez aka AC Slater
OK I laughed the whole hour I watched this. He is trying to be so gangsta. And we ALL know he is not. I mean he was AC Slater for hells sake. I am just waiting for him to rip off his clothes and do that little ballet dance that he did in that one episode of SBTB when Jessie got mad at him because he wanted to go to a football game on their anniversary and she wanted to go to the ballet.
I heard him use "Crunk", "Crank", "Sick", "Bucking" and a whole slew of other words all while trying to act bad A. Give it up AC.....you can't hang with us.
Judges Lil' Momma, JC Chasez, and Omarion
HA HA HA HA one of these things is not like the other one of these things is not the same.
FOR REAL
I mean it is painful to see how JC is ignored by the other two. And how hard he wants to be in with them. I mean they STRAIGHT UP IGNORE him and he still tries. Oh it is comedy.
Also they all seem like they have somewhere else to be. Like, this is just something they are doing until their laundry is done. Come on guys at least FAKE interest.
The Lingo
For any who know me you know I have a gangsta lean. You know, I keep it real. And I likes to keep up on my vocabulary. I means even today I learned new words to add to my ever growing collection. Like....
Crank - New dance moves that are not quite crunk. Also something cool.
"Girl your new Baby Phat satin jacket is hella crank"
Swagger - Dance style that seems to me to be....well...like you walkin with a purpose and then perhaps leaning a bit.
"Boy you walkin a fool put some swagger in it"
Omarion - An R&B Singer who is ridiculous
"Omarion is a Douche Bag"
Anyways. All I am sayin' is do yourself a favor and check it out. If nothing else but for the cheap laughs.
I'm Out
