Last night I learned a sobering fact. See up until yesterday I was proudly the wallpaper on the fancy phone of one Ed Parker. I mean granted it was not my favorite pic but still.....I was on there. But last night I was replaced. By a picture of a McRib. This is not a joke. I am serious. I was replaced by the McRib. For some reason Ed Parker has a strange obsession with this sandwich. He just had one for the first time last week....in the McDonalds...at Wal-Mart. They are disgusting. All of your worst food nightmares come true. Yet he had to have one. He took two bites....FORCED me to take a bite....and then BAM the McRib is on his phone.
Whatever Ed Parker