Have you ever........
Worn a really big knot in your tie?
Worked in sales?
Bought a watch bigger than your forearm?
Worn a thumb or pinky ring?
Bought board shorts with huge flowers on them from Abercrombie?
Bought a Robert Graham Button Down?
Bought True Religion Jeans?
Started a sentence with "I can't I have a tee time"?
Used three different kinds of hair products at once?
Paid more than $75 for a hair cut?
Purchased a pair of leather square toed Kenneth Cole shoes?
Worn Eternity for Men?
Quoted lines from "Old School" in the past week?
Worn a blue tooth headset?
Bought a Nickleback Album?
Said you were "lifting" at the gym to get "huge"?
Watched an entire season of Nip/Tuck?
Well then this day is dedicated to you.....
.....and I know someone who might want your number