Thursday, June 18, 2009

Favorite Friday - The Schmukity Schmuck Schmuck

Have you ever........

Worn a really big knot in your tie?
Worked in sales?
Bought a watch bigger than your forearm?
Worn a thumb or pinky ring?
Bought board shorts with huge flowers on them from Abercrombie?
Bought a Robert Graham Button Down?
Bought True Religion Jeans?
Started a sentence with "I can't I have a tee time"?
Used three different kinds of hair products at once?
Paid more than $75 for a hair cut?
Purchased a pair of leather square toed Kenneth Cole shoes?
Worn Eternity for Men?
Quoted lines from "Old School" in the past week?
Worn a blue tooth headset?
Bought a Nickleback Album?
Said you were "lifting" at the gym to get "huge"?
Watched an entire season of Nip/Tuck?

Well then this day is dedicated to you.....

.....and I know someone who might want your number


David said...

I did once wear my brothers eternity cologne when I was in 7th grade. Sat by a cute girl in earth science class and thought it would do the trick. Otherwise that's all that applies to me. I must be cool

aubry. said...

I don't see a problem with any of that.

You forgot the frosted tips.

Brooke said...

Uh...this might be awkward or embarassing but I can answer yes to a couple of those questions...

robin said...

oohhh . . . frosted tips! right on!

that list is totally perfect. good list jen, good list.