May 12th

This makes the 2 months preparation I put into my lesson worth it.

How I love my young women.

May 11th

DO YOU SEE THIS????

This my friends is awesome.

I am well aware that I am the only person who thinks so.

I asked my husband if we could go and he said "do you want to go to U2 or this"

I chose Scorps

(no worries we are still going to U2)

But I would have still chosen Scorps.

And Jackyl?

What?

Word...coolest ever.

AND this will mark the 3rd time I have seen Tesla in 2 years.

Mock all you want...this will be the best show EVER!!!!

(Besides Miss Spears)

May 10th

Almost done.....

After almost 4 months our thank you's are almost there.

Sorry to everyone.

But they will be worth the wait.

May 9th

Happy Mothers Day!!!!

My mom is......

Strong

Loving

Beautiful

My second mom is......

Funny

Sassy

Caring

My mother-in-law is......

Compassionate

Charitable

Thoughtful

I......

Can only hope to be half of what these woman are when I grow up

Love them all

Am craving frozen yogurt.............

May 8th

On Saturday I walked for the cure.

Aubs and I walked for Rebecca and, although it was early, it was worth it.

Next year I want a sassy shirt.

Best one I saw this year?

"Saving Second Base"

Fantastic

May 7th

So, without a doubt, I can not stand things like this.

I also can not stand the tea stained plaques that read

"Today I married my best friend"

or

"All because two people fell in love"

I don't like nicknames for my husband

I think that all consonants should stay in words

(unless I am talkin' gangsta foo)

Am I unromantic?

May 6th

It was a crisp winter morning in 2006 when I was home sick from work and saw my first episode of the Colbert Report.

That was 4 years ago.

I still TiVo every episode.

I still think he is blindingly handsome.

And still 4 years later...he still thinks the same of Stephen Hawking.

Honestly.....this is where I get most of my news.

May 5th

Ummmm........

This took me like an hour to do.

Teaching myself Photoshop was harder than I thought it would be.

I still do not know what a layer is.

I made a vector mask on accident.

It took me 20 minutes just to change the font color.

Buh.

But....

TA-DA a sweet handout for my young women.

May 4th

Help

Does anyone know what the hell this is selling?

I mean it was in my Urban catalog....

so I am assuming it is clothes.....

or anti-depressants....

or a Fiona Apple CD....

I just can't tell.

May 3rd

This is my desk at work.

Notice how I only have one monitor.

I am the only one with only one monitor....David, who site next to me, has four.

Apparently I am the low man on the totem pole.

Also, notice the IM box open with Aubs....that is a consistant sight on any day.

Also notice all the artwork and memorablia I have already collected.

But most of all, notice the STUPID ergonomic keyoard.

I can not type on it at all. I mean I will take carpal tunnel over this any day.

May 2nd

So I bought a table for our entry way.

Aubs told me the table needed a plant.

Small problem.....

I kill plants

But, I am trying it out. Yellow Calle Lillies. 

Their are already looking sick.

Wish me luck.

May 1st

Ed's Birthday

He is 29 this year so everyone get ready for a party next year.

In the spirit of birthday tradition....

29 things I love about Ed Parker

1. He is super handsome

2. He unloads the dishwasher

3. He tells me I am a great cook

4. He is smart

5. He is super funny

6. He spoils me

7. He has a strong testimony

8. He holds my purse when I am shopping

9. He stays in the room while I get ready on Saturdays, even though he is already ready

10. He gives me opions on decorating

11. He does not mind girls days

12. He loves dogs

13. He loves kids

14. He loves my family

15. He laughs when I throw a fit

16. He is not afraid to tell me no

17. He is loyal

18. He has picked up a word from Jared and whenever he says it, it makes me laugh

19. He is always willing to help

20. He respects me

21. He takes me to the temple

22. Family is important to him

23. We never fight over music

24. He voted for Obama and now wants to punch him (secret is out Ed)

25. He watches Oprah with me...sometimes

26. He loves video games as much as me

27. He loves football as much as me....just the wrong team

28. He makes really great nachos

29. He loves me

I could go on and on. He really is the greatest.

I love you Ed. Happy Birthday!!!