Monday, August 29, 2011

Small Notes


Dear Melissa,
When you are 32 you do not act like this


Sometimes boys like other girls that are not you....and being 32 you should know that. 

Dear Vienna,
Look at me when I talk to you.


Look me straight in the eye....oh wait.

Dear Kasey,

You are gross. Clear your throat. Don't sing.

Dear Blonde Girl,
I don't care enough about you to know your name


But stop kissing that way. Buh.
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5 comments:

  1. aubry.August 29, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    THAT IS THE WORST PIC OF MELISSA. EVER.

    ALL CAPS.

    THE WORST.

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  2. AAugust 30, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    I watched this show for the first time ever last night and agree with you 100% on Melissa. She is a crazy lady!!!

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  3. Catherine LacyAugust 30, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    For real this show kills me. And vienna is so ugly I can not handle it! And Melissa needs to be on some happy pills, that's what they are made for.

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  4. prcessmagAugust 30, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    hahahahaha...I'm so glad you decided to watch this show, because it means I get to enjoy these kinds of posts from you...Thanks! :)

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  5. LauraAugust 31, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Hahahaha! I'm dying! I couldn't have said it better myself! Why are people so C-R-A-Z-Y!! I'm glad they are - - makes for some good trash TV!
    I'm so glad you said that about Casey... CLEAR YOUR THROAT! And NEVER sing again!

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