20 Things

....you should know about my Vegas weekend

The seafood buffet at the Casablanca in Mesquite is NOT all it is cracked up to be

When you pay for a pool view...well you better get a better pic on the website

12 hours in the car and we did not run out of things to talk about

When all that is on is the CMA music awards...go to bed

Thank goodness for people with terrible taste in music

Vegas is hot

If you drive in Vegas...you should learn how to

Neiman Marcus waiters know the calorie count in their dishes

A sweet treat is the HARDEST thing to find in Vegas

The most popular place to take a picture is in front of the Excalibur

It is not required to dress up to go out on the town

Besties make even walking 487349587349587 miles fun

If you are going to wear your garments under a see through blouse do not be drunk

There is a 60+ year old woman who dances in a Batman costume during the Bellagio Fountain show

Nicki Minaj is like popular

4 transvestites are better than 2

When you are pregnant you are always hungry and you crave wasabi peas

Love fits in a box....for $30....and contains an obstetrical towelette

3 days with bestie and laughter is pretty much awesome

And then.....

this.

I cried when she came out, I stopped breathing through like 17 songs, I screamed and yelled and jumped up and down. And baby loved every minute of it. Even if baby is a boy.