Whatever Ed Parker
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Replaced
Last night I learned a sobering fact. See up until yesterday I was proudly the wallpaper on the fancy phone of one Ed Parker. I mean granted it was not my favorite pic but still.....I was on there. But last night I was replaced. By a picture of a McRib. This is not a joke. I am serious. I was replaced by the McRib. For some reason Ed Parker has a strange obsession with this sandwich. He just had one for the first time last week....in the McDonalds...at Wal-Mart. They are disgusting. All of your worst food nightmares come true. Yet he had to have one. He took two bites....FORCED me to take a bite....and then BAM the McRib is on his phone.
Whatever Ed Parker
Whatever Ed Parker
The onions hanging out are the icing on the cake. How did EP's insides react? I would eat 10 Mcribs everyday the rest of my life before I would go see that man hating movie with aniston, barrymore, etc...
ReplyDeleteuhhh... mcribs rule all. this you know.
ReplyDeletebtw - drove up to our layton meetings yesterday with a dude from our office who has actually had one. not because of a dare, not because of curiosity or a strange fascination... he just wanted it. said it was his wife, really, who wanted to try it. "...because she likes ribs..."
really!? you like ribs? then eat ribs! famous dave's? i'll even give you applebees... or chili's... but a mcrib because you like ribs? no.
pre formed riblet sauciness. and a bonus pickle.
p.s. when i eat MY mcrib, we're going to the truck stop at 2100 south and whatever west. yes, west. everything is more ghetto on the west.
ReplyDeletemaybe i can take a $0.75 shower when i'm done.
Long live the McRib! Props and cool points to EP!
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ReplyDeleteThat's an awful lot of Ed for one post..I find it best to spread him out like a nice cheese...mmmm, Ed on bread...delicious!
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