The Princess Carry

Ok so for all you young gents out there....we want you to know there is only one proper way to carry a girl. That is the princess carry. Please allow my friends to demonstrate....

First, identify your princess.....a good place to look is floats. They like to hang out there.....

Next, position yourself squarely behind your choice and bend your knees........ (Ed Parker knock it off this is educational.....geez)

Have your princess wrap her arms around your neck......

So sometimes it helps if she can get on a chair....you know.....logistics.....

And LIFT......as you lift give a jubliant yell. Like "ha ha I have you now" or "Thundercats...HO"

Gently place you princess back on the ground. Ask her if she is impressed with your mad lifting skills and invite her back to your tent.