October

Means that Count Chocula is back in stores.

This is the most magical of all times.

I love me some Count Chocula.

I am usually a pretty strict calorie counter...but thanks to the pregnancy...that is out the door.

SO I can eat an entire box if I want.

Not that I have.

Yet.

My New Sitcom

So tonight I finally did it.

I thought of the sitcom I am going to write 

Actually...I stole it from a kid at work....but tonight....I finalized it.

HOA

That is the perfect sitcom.

I mean if you have ever been in one you KNOW what I am talking about.

This is not to disparage ANY HOA especially mine. I like my neighbors. A lot.

But just think of the characters you could have.

A felon

A shy developer

A lawyer

A counselor

Mom's

Dad's

Friends

SERIOUSLY this thing writes itself.

And I want Sarah Michelle Geller to play me

Slayer felon

Nice.

Craft Night

I am not a crafter. 

I do OK with bestie or my crafty sisters....but me...on my own...no good.

I tried to do something a couple of weeks ago...it was an epic fail.

So when I saw these on Design Mom...well I was kind of sad.

Because I want to make them....but I need help.

So I told bestie that after baby we should start a monthly craft night.

I am hoping it goes better than the two times a week I made her put in her schedule for P90X.

So who's in????

This post

Yep I did it.

Posted a baby bump photo.

I am seven months.

And I have had an EMOTIONAL time.

I cry at...

Law and Order

Parenthood

Dreamgirls soundtrack

Blog posts

ANYTHING

Bestie promises that we will look back on this and laugh...like look back at the sappy text message I sent her yesterday at 9:00 PM.....and laugh at the emotional wreck I am.

Ed promises not to leave me and that he still likes me.

But I am feeling good today...almost normal.

Let's pray this is how it is from here on out.

And if it isn't

LIE TO ME.

Fail

Yes I watch the Jersey Shore.

That is not my fail.

What IS is getting electric blue extensions THINKING it would be hip and cute.

Until THIS pic showed up on Twitter.

See the highlights? Electric blue.

I, Sweet J, have the SAME hair as Snooki.

So...you know...there's that.

What I Know

I know that Conference weekend makes me happy.

I know that the Relief Society Broadcast made me happy.

As I think on these two facts I think....the gospel makes me happy.

And I could live it more fully.

I could love more, accept more, act more, serve more.

I could complain less, judge less, roll my eyes less.

I can be better.

And that is is good to know....because if this was it...yikes.

Really?

Ok now....I don't get political often.

But I have my opinions.

I am a Democrat.

As a Democrat there are certain things we would like to forget....

Like Jimmy Carter and the Reagan years.

But nothing more than the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Have MERCY that was embarrassing.

So I ask the 48 year old hippie driving his Subaru to remove this bumper sticker.

It's so painful to follow you almost every morning and remember the disgrace.

I would like to state that I know that not every person who drives a Subaru is a hippie or a Democrat

But most are